I wan taco

The main thing that rly sux about bein a tall building is that itz lyk pretty impossible to hav a taco. I luv tacos. All I want is a taco. I wish someone cld just str8 up giv me a taco but I dont even know how. Im not even sure how I wld even eat it. Its like rly depressing and stuff. I want a chikin taco so bad that it hurts. Lyk, I cant even remember the last time I had a chikin taco. maybe nevr.

I keep aksin kimmel to give me sum of his taco but he soooooo selfish that itz lyk nevr gon happen.

fuck kimmel.

world seriez bitches

So I heard tht the yankees won da world series and im really happy for them and since i liv in new york i think its pretty cool that our city won a thing in sports. but can anyone plz explain to me wut exactly baseball is? lyk i've heard of it a lot iv just never really got it. wen i was a kid my dad n i used to play catch and stuff but it was different because we couldn't move because we is buildings and we don't have legs. but yeah i jus wanted to say congrats to all da bitches that like baseball.

also i'v been gaining weight and i feel really fat l8ly. could realy use some love right about now...

Wut is dis

so i GOT a blog n imma try 2 update it as much as possibl
imma talk about mah sex life and how bitches is always inside of me
imma try to update evryday so tht ppl can always kno what's goin on inside of me.

btw. get inside of me. i dunno lately i ain't seen no hot chix who are dtf wif a library as b1g as me. i think dey are intimidated by how big ma d1ck is. or dey hate red buildinz. DEY RACIST.

Imma also try n write about politix n shit n current events n whatever is on my mind BECUZ I FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT ah kay?

like imma worried about lindsay lohan n shit. she dont look so good.